versaceprolapses:

When you finally cum, but it wasnt as satisfying as you were expecting it to be

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sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

copdoccubus:

5 years ago, my cousin told me she refuses to let her son watch Spongebob because the character seems “kinda gay”, and she doesn’t want him exposed to that because he might turn gay.

Today her 10 year old son is the biggest little Whovian. 

Should

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I

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Tell

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Her?

five-head:

Steal his look: Fred the Fish

Gucci Leather straight-leg pant-$2,300

Hermes Collier de Chien leather belt-$2,325

heavenlyaryans:

Sabrina S. Johansen “Black Forest” by Thomas Holm

heavenlyaryans:

Sabrina S. Johansen “Black Forest” by Thomas Holm

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage